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1. (Edward Cullen) (6902↑, 781↓)
A psycho who goes into girls bedrooms to watch them sleep. May or may not sparkle.

"This guy is a total Edward Cullen\! Crept into my room again last night\!"

2. (Edward Cullen) (3502↑, 879↓)
A male in Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series. Often the focus of female teenage trend-follower's wet dreams. How can they not? I mean... he goes into the sun and... SPARKLES\! "Yum?" Right, then. Overall, a "perfect guy" made by a female writer that appeals heavily to young women or teens. The only reason that he makes me happy, is because it sets each and every fan girl up for a large amount of disappointment when they meet a real man. Enjoy, Twilight fan-girls. Please be sure to write juicy comments. P.S.: Please do use proper spelling and grammar when responding. It isn't nice to give people headaches.

My girlfriend is currently trying to remove my nipple for trying to post this entry on the fag, Edward Cullen. Ow\! My Edward Colon\!

3. (Edward Cullen) (3031↑, 773↓)
1. FICTIONAL sparkly pansy vampire whose only purpose of being is to drop the panties of any girl dumb enough to actually think this fuck is romantic and sexy. 2. Stephanie Meyer's dream man. She fucks him in her sleep because she doesn't get enough loving from her family. 3. Abusive vampire thing who is apparently made of stone or marble or some sort of beautiful white rock.

1. OH EDWARD CULLEN, TAKE ME NOW BECAUSE I'M 13 AND STUPID\!\!\!1\!\!1ONEONEONE\!\!11\!1\!1 2. Stephanie Meyer: TAKE ME NOW, EDWARD CULLEN\! MARRY ME\!\!\!\! 3. Guy: "How'd you get that bruise?" Twitard: "I was reading Twilight and I was just so turned on by Edward Cullen that I just HAD to bruise myself too\! He's cold like marble, you know." Guy: ".....I'm not fucking you ever."

4. (Edward Cullen) (1906↑, 366↓)
A fictional character, and primary love interest of the first person narrator Isabella Swan in Stephenie Meyer's 'Twilight' series. He lives in Forks, Washington. He is a Meyerpire, a being that suffers from a psychosis leading him to believe he is a 'vampire'. A one hundred and eight year old virgin (until the latest installment 'Breaking Dawn'), he is trapped in the body of a seventeen year old boy, sparkles in the sunlight, has the ability to move super fast (despite the fact that he is described as 'marble-like') and has a wide variety of 'speshul' powers. He is adored by teenage girls and Catholic priests alike, and is so 'perfect' in every way that he actually shits flowers. He later becomes the father of Renesmee (Affectionately referred to as 'Nessie' and 'Renestard'), a half-Meyerpire, half-human hybrid who is also 'perfect' and is imprinted on by the self-styled Pedo-Wolf Jacob Black. He is often used as a reference for unimpressive or ‘pussy’ vampires, despite the fact that he is not in fact a vampire. See also: Stalker.

"I like glitter... does that make me gay?" "If you're Edward Cullen."

Author: Sayer of Many Truths http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/3565780
5. (Edward Cullen) (1384↑, 434↓)
A vampire that many girls see as the perfect guy. GET A LIFE, hes from a fiction book. and besides, if a vampire named edward does turn up one day, were guna blow the livin sh*t outa him. not addore him for feeding off livestock.

Girl: Edward Cullen makes my heart beat soare. Guy: Um, yea, right.......

6. (Edward Cullen) (1173↑, 252↓)
Basically a lifeless vampire that brain washes 13 year old girls into thinking hes real. And he sparkles, but only in the sunlight.

Edward: I'm Edward Cullen and I sparkle in the sunlight. Jacob: bark bark.

7. (Edward Cullen) (930↑, 302↓)
A stupid fuck and Mary Sue- corrupting dangerous amounts of people every day with his \edward\ cullen*SPARKLY SKIN*\edward\ cullen and retardation. A character from "Twilight" one of the shittiest and worst written series in existance.

"EDWARD CULLEN SPARKLED SO MUCH I CREAMED MYSELF"

8. (Edward Cullen) (559↑, 62↓)
every boyfriend's nightmare

Girlfriend: You know, Edward Cullen would never do that Boyfriend: ?\!

9. (Edward Cullen) (635↑, 163↓)
97 year old pedophile who stalks underage girls while they sleep, not to mention the cannibalistic fetish of suckin their blood out from a fresh wound.

Edward Cullen cursed our women\!

10. (Edward Cullen) (539↑, 102↓)
The subject of the adoration of a nation of female sycophants. Aforementioned sycophants may be teenaged or middle-aged. The jury is currently out on which is less pathetic. The "perfect man", hero of Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series. The last time I checked, the perfect man was not a controlling stalker, but hey. That's just me. Maybe you all would LOVE IT if your boyfriend forbid you from seeing your best friend and stared at you while you had inappropriate dreams about other men. (see "perfection") The least original romantic hero ever written.

If only Edward Cullen were my boyfriend, then I would know what it's like to be under house arrest.

11. (Edward Cullen) (385↑, 59↓)
A 108 year old virgin that's the second main character in the Twilight saga. He sparkles in the sun, is a abusive to his "mate" (the [bitch] known as [Bella Swan]), and is overly lovey-dovey and boring. Many Twilight [fangirls] think he's hot, but he makes sane people want to vomit. He claims to be a vampire, but since vampires don't sparkle, he's most likely some species of [gay] fairy.

Twilight Fangirl: I want to marry Edward Cullen\! Don't you? Sane Person: Sorry, I don't do sparkly retards.

12. (Edward Cullen) (478↑, 175↓)
A character from the Twilight series by Stephanie Meyer. He is viewed by many readers as extremely sexy and most girls think he would make the perfect boy friend. He is loving, always want to do what is best for his love (Bella Swan), and is polite and level-headed. He has messy copper hair and his eyes used to be green (\!). Now, they change colour depending on how hungry he is, but they go from shades of brown to black, rather than being red beause he's a GOOD vampire. He would never feast on human blood, only animals. In truth, he is overly protective and a complete creeper. He started watching Bella sleep at night before they even knew each other and stalked her into Port Angeles when they had only had a couple (very awkward) conversations. He never leaves Bella alone and is an arsehat to her friends because they have crushes on her. (side note-every boy in the series has a crush on Bella because she's amazing like that).

Carlisle, Jasper, and Emmett are all better than Edward Cullen in every way. So is Jacob.

13. (Edward Cullen) (415↑, 121↓)
Here are the massive flaws of the vampire, Edward, in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. And yes. I hate the book. Completely stupid thing to fill your minds up with. 1. He's so darn overprotective of Bella that sometimes i want to strangle him. "I won't let you go over the the werewolf pack cuz you might get hurt by the other guy who loves you." Completely valid reason, Edward. 2. EDWARD'S FRICKEN INK ON PAPER, GIRLS, YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY TELL ME HE'S GORGOUS. NO\!\!\! DON'T DROOL ON YOUR SO-CALLED "BIBLE" OVER A COUPLE OF INK SPLOTS\! AGH, THAT'S DISGUSTING\!\!\! 3. He hates Jacob. Well, i hate Jacob, too, but still. I thought he was PERFECTION, girls, so he can't hate anybody\!\!\! For a couple of reaons: 1, Jacob's in love with Bella..(i thought jacob had better taste than BELLA...?) I don't blame Eddy for that. Okay, secondly, he's jealous. WHAT'S THAT, DROOLING FANGIRLS\!? I THOUGHT HE WAS "PERFECTION"\!\!\! And thirdly, he hates werewolves because he's predejuced. OMG\! LOOKS LIKE EDWARD ISN'T PERFECTION\!\!\! who knew?

Me: "I think the books are addicting, but lacking alot. For example, look at Edward\!\! Completely boring. I perfer Carlisle to Eddy. Drooling Fangirl \#1(completely ignoring me): No\! I \<3 Edward\!\! He's mine\! Drooling Fangirl \#2 (Tearing at Fangirl \#1's I \<3 Edward cullen t-shirt): Whatever\! I read the book first\! I get edward. Me: HE'S FRICKEN INKSPLOTS, WHAT DON'T YOU GET ABOUT THAT?\!?\!?

Author: classicalmusicgurl http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/3568368
14. (Edward Cullen) (396↑, 105↓)
The love interest in Stephenie Meyer's terribly written Twilight "Saga". Edward Cullen has bronze hair at first, but it changes severl times in the books. He's also sparkly, a vampire who doesn't actually drink human blood, and falls in love with the main character Bella, a Mary-Sue if there ever was one. Also the cause of a strange phenomenon I like to call the "Edward Cullen Complex" that causes young men to become wildly insecure because of a fictional character. They may gripe about girls having too high of standards, write lengthy bitter definitions of Edward on Urban Dictionary, and never get laid because of their insecurity. These are typically the same young boys who look at Maxim, Blender and other trashy magazines, and compare women with the models in them-yet they somehow think being compared to Edward Cullen is unfair. Cute.

Girl "Edward Cullen is sooo hot\!" Guy "It's not fair you expect me to be Edward\!" Girl "It's not fair you expect me to be Brooke Burke." Guy "I still hate Edward Cullen."

15. (Edward Cullen) (316↑, 53↓)
A sorry excuse for a vampire. Instead of doing something incredibly awesome like exploding in the sun, he instead ruins the opportunity and glitters like a disney fairy. If blade were nearby, he would decapitate edward without even a second thought. Edward is pale to the point that most people would assume that he has skin cancer. He is the reason that global warming should be allowed to continue.

Becka: I Loooove Edward Cullen Sam: Shut up ho

16. (Edward Cullen) (263↑, 40↓)
The oldest virgin in the world, being 108 years old. A vampire that was thought of as gay until he fell for the freaky, socially awkward, ugly, pale girl, that smells like freesia and he always want to kill to taste her sweet blood,that he stalked and watched her sleep for about four months before they became a couple.(I don't know he still seems gay to me.) He sparkles in the sunlight and can run really fast and like read your thoughts.

Man, that guy is freaky. Yeah he's a true Edward Cullen.

17. (Edward Cullen) (257↑, 39↓)
a stalker who breaks into young girls houses and watches them sleep. He also sparkles and doesnt see anything wrong in killing bambi's relatives.

Kid 1: ...So I broke into her house and watched her slepping Kid 2: thats creepy\! youre soo an Edward Cullen\!

Author: vampires_dont_sparkle http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/3783434
18. (edward cullen) (288↑, 76↓)
is a very annoying vampire, who magically sparkles in the sunlight, is perfect, is very concied, a 108 virgin, how could that possible be atractive to 13 year old girls? but he gives girls orgazms...which is wrong because he really isn't that hot.

Edward:I'm Edward Cullen and I sparkle in the sunlight. Jacob Black: Bark bark wolf bark bark.

19. (Edward Cullen) (222↑, 14↓)
The reason I have no girlfriend.

Girl: We're breaking up. Boy: Why? Girl: You're just not Edward Cullen, sorry.

Author: SoIherdyouliekmudkipz http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/4024006
20. (edward cullen) (264↑, 69↓)
a fictional vampire that makes pretty much every girl ages 12-21 wet whenever his name comes up. the main male protagonist of the very overrated twilight series

Annoying girl: OMG Edward Cullen is so hott, stephenie meyer is so awesome lolol\!\!\!\! Random Dude: Oh jesus, thats the 17th girl that ive heard babbling about edward in the last hour

21. (Edward Cullen) (228↑, 34↓)
A character from the "hit" series of books Twilight. I personally only know a couple things about him, such as the fact that he defies all laws of vampirism. First of all, he walks in the daylight, he only feeds on animals (which apparently makes him a vegetarian vampire). 99.9% of readers of the Twilight books see him as the "perfect man." I see many problems with him. First of all is the fact that he isn't real, which most girls cannot get through their heads. Second, from what I've heard he stalked Bella, before they even started talking. I've also heard he is extremely jealous of every man who likes Bella. Last time I checked, the perfect guy wasn't jealous. Most girls talk constantly about how he's so sexy, which is kind of disturbing considering the fact that he's just ink on paper. People were saying stuff like that before they had a guy for the movie. Which makes it more disturbing.

Me: I'm so bored Twilight Fan Girl: EDWARD CULLEN\!\!\! AHH\!\!\! Me: Where did that come up? Twilight Fan Girl: He's so sexy\!\!\! Me: He defies the law of Vampirism Twilight Fan Girl: So? Me: He's also just a fictional character Twilight Fan Girl: SO\!\!\! He Could Be\! You should be more like him\!\!\! Me: Yeah it's so sexy how he bites your neck and you bleed it out on your bed. Twilight Fan Girl: No he only eats animals\!\!\! Me: So its sexy when he bites your dog?

22. (edward cullen) (297↑, 106↓)
one word : Homosexual (If you dissagree find a man and ask him to wright down his every thought then read the edward version of twilight and you will find out no man thinks like that...unless they are homosexual)

guy 1: I love you and want to kiss you Guy 2: Uhh.. *cough* edward cullen *cough*

Author: Outsiders perspective http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/3559282
23. (Edward Cullen) (206↑, 39↓)
Edward Cullen: What do *I* say to that? Well, for starters, he's--most arguably--the oldest virgin in the history of the oldest virgins every recorded. Somehow, I can't understand how he has pale skin but goes into the sun and fucking SPARKLES. How the fuck do you sparkle with pale skin? I'm pretty sure even that Count Dracula himself can't answer that... Anywho, as Bella may see him as "kind", "caring", "stubborn"... Poor girl. For an "intelligent" person, you sure are one DUMB retard. Edward is ABUSIVE\! He is insecure, Bella\! Look it up\! Who the hell watches you sleep at night(and you don't even know the motherfucker, either)? Who the hell contemplates suicide when he can't have the one he loves? ...Right. Anywho, seeing as Edward Cullen is the prettiest "vampire" EVER, I suppose fangirls would take an immediate disliking to this. (Like I give a damn...) Anyway, Edward lives out his pathetically "gorgeous" life with his vampire lover/toy Bella and their daughter, the spawn of satan, Rene-- ...I give up trying to pronounce her name.

Retarded Fangirl: Like OMG\! Twilight has a happy ending\! Edward Cullen issofuckinghotlikeOMGIcan'ttakeitanymore\! Sensible Person: Yeah, uh...Shut the hell up.

Author: Infinite Structure http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/3922729
24. (edward cullen) (1826↑, 1659↓)
A vampire from stephenie meyer's [twilight]. He is in an adopted family with his father Carlisle, his mother Esme, his sisters Rosalee and Alice, and his two brothers, Jasper and Emmett. Edward is stuck with many problems every day being in love with Bella swan for he thrirsts for her blood yet he has saved her many times. He cares for bella more than anything else in the world.

"Bella." he stroked my face anxiously. "I'm not going anywhere. I'll be right here as long as you need me." "Do you swear you won't leave me?" I whispered. He put his hands on either side of my face close to mine. His eyes were wide and serious. "I swear". (Passage from twilight with edward cullen and bella swan)

25. (Edward Cullen) (171↑, 10↓)
A 118 year old vampire pedophile who is in love with an 18 year old girl, Bella Swan. His main hobby is watching Bella sleep. While most people would think this is creepy, it is now socially acceptable, because Edward is so darn gorgeous that whatever he does is amazing. Edward also enjoys eating mountain lions, smashing things to show how strong he is, and saving Bella from getting killed. Edward Cullen had set the standards so high for men to follow, that women will even compare their boyfriends to him. Some even say, "Why aren't you more like Edward?" Edward is what girls fantasize about, and what boys throw their darts at.

Girl: I cannot believe you\! Why don't you want to get married at age 18? We are in love\! If [Edward Cullen] was my boyfriend, he would marry me\! You need to be more like him\!

26. (Edward Cullen) (231↑, 91↓)
A fag who plans to find over 9000 of the fangirls who masturbate to images of his shrimpdick and cum colored face and then fucks a gay cowboy and dies of AIDS. And then he will rise from the dead and Anonymous will cut his penis off and then proceed to rub their genitals on his face and then set his faggot body on fire and the world will continue as it was before the fat Mormon who created the monstrosity known as Twilight became known to the current world. Then the war on Hot Topic and emo children will once again rage on. The end.

Prima: Edward Cullen is such a [faggot]. Secunda: O RLY? Prima: YA RLY. Secunda: NO WAI\!\!11\! (Bricks are shat as Secunda then proceeds to [divide by zero].)

Author: Afroduck's Sidekick http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/3726567
27. (Edward Cullen) (163↑, 26↓)
Also known as Discoball, Sparkles, The Living Bottle Of Body Glitter, The Fanged Pixie, etc, for obvious reasons. A "vampire" from Twilight, the novel by Stephanie Meyer. Sparkles when light hits him. Can't really die, so he occupies his life by psuhing Bella infront of a bus and then saving her. 108 year old virgin. Listens to horrible music. Wears bodyglitter. Basically a homo with fangs that rarely seem to show. Makes a living mockery of real honest-to-goodness vampires like Dracula. Most girls would describe him as sexy, hot, etc, etc. Why, no one knows. But no one really wants to know what goes on inside a fangirl's head. Its been known that some girls actually dump their boyfriends from not sparkling when they hit them with a flashlight. To sum it up, a homo who eats poor innocent animals and basically isnt real.

Jenny: Oh, gosh\! Its Edward Cullen\! Bob: No, its not, you deranged fangirl. It's just a dragqueen in a halloween costume. Sheesh. OR Frying Pan: Hey, Potroast. Potroast: Yes? Frying Pan: We're halfway over the Pacific Ocean by now, arent we? Potroast: That we are. Frying Pan: Well, since I left my blender that not only dices, purees, and blends, but also spits fire at home, hows about we chuck Edward Cullen out the emergency hatch? Potroast: He's on this flight? Frying Pan: Yep. We bring him everywheres just so we can torture him, remember? Potroast: Oh, right. Well... I suppose I should go get the leg of mutton. It's safe to knock him unconscious with it since he doesnt eat food. Frying Pan: Right. I'll scout out the area with the most sharks.

28. (Edward Cullen) (147↑, 17↓)
Edward Cullen is a 108 year-old virgin who sparkles. You do the math.

Guy 1: Dude is that Edward Cullen? Guy 2: Yeah it is. Guy 1: Isn't he a virgin? Guy 2: Yeah, and he's 108 Guy 1: Wow, he has some serious issues to work out

29. (Edward Cullen) (156↑, 35↓)
Probably the worst Vampire ever to grace the pages of a book. Character is dull, boring, doesn't do much except fall in love with some human that he's afraid to bite. In other words, not a real Vampire, but more of a handsome school boy who simply falls for the ''new girl''. Not even in the ranking of the greatest Vampire in history. Nothing compared to Vampires such as Count Dracula and other legendary Vampiric figures. Nothing more than a love sick pretty boy.

Read Twilight to learn more of Edward Cullen. Enough said.

30. (Edward Cullen) (139↑, 26↓)
A fictional vampire character from the book series "Twilight" who takes being a stalking/creeping to all new heights via watching his crush sleep for a month before she even knew him.

You’re such an Edward Cullen\! What are you going to do next rummage through her underwear?

31. (Edward Cullen) (121↑, 19↓)
A fictional character in Stephenie Meyer's novel series Twilight. He is a vampire with the ability to read minds with the exception of Bella Swan. Not only is he the world's oldest virgin, he is also the world's oldest pedophile. Many girls within the 12-15 age range, are infatuated with him, and have created this need for the "perfect" boy whom also happens to be a vampire. Once they realize that no such boy exist, they start to believe that Edawrd Cullen is real, and read the book more than 2 times, to help push the idea further, along with their insanity.

Beth - OMG\!\!\!\!\!\! I am TOTALLY going to marry EDWARD CULLEN\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! We are TOTALLY made for each other\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Allie - You're in love with a guy who doesn't even EXIST? Have fun trying to marry your book....

32. (edward cullen) (109↑, 28↓)
Edward Cullen is a [Mary Sue] written for the sole purpose of encouraging girls aged eleven to fifteen to give up hard earned pocket money to Summit Entertainment and Little Brown and Co. He drives the perfect car. He has the perfect hair. He has the perfect face. He has the perfect body. He is also blindingly white and ice cold, which somehow translates out to sexy. Many adults claim his character makes a positive influence on girls, stating that he encourages reading, and promotes themes like abstinence because he won't have sex with his girlfriend, Bella. However, they neglect to mention that he sneaks into a girl’s room without permission to watch her sleep, breaks down her car so she can’t see her best friend, forces his family to move away without saying goodbye to Bella in order to control her grieving process, and generally acts as a model of a controlling, abusive boyfriend. His behavior is excused, because fans of [Twilight], the series he more or less stars in, claim he was doing it all “for Bella’s protection” or “because he loves her.” Edward is a vampire with barely any of the consequences, and several added perks. When he goes out in sunlight, all he does is sparkle. He isn’t affected by crosses, or holy water. He can have children with humans. He’s super strong and super fast, and he reads minds. All in all, he's a fictional character who provides girls with the perfect, abusive bad boy.

Hey, what are all those eleven year old girls shrieking about? They're discussing Edward Cullen. They'll outgrow guys like him in a few years . . . I hope.

33. (Edward Cullen) (103↑, 27↓)
Non-existent, yet worshiped as some kind of god by the strange subspecies of humans we have come to known as "fangirls".

Fangirl: OMG\!\!\! EDWARD CULLEN IS SOOOO HAWT\! Human: He doesn't even exist. Fangirl: HE DOES IN MY HEART\!\! Human: Keep dreaming, fangirl. We will never understand you and your people.

34. (Edward Cullen) (101↑, 25↓)
Pretty boy "vampire" that falls for a human girl (Bella). He is controlling, abusive, obsessive, and a stalker. He is controlling and abusive because he forces Bella to go to prom, dismantles her car so she can't see Jacob, and recruits Alice to kidnap Bella and hold her hostage at his home. He is obsessive and a stalker because he stands in the corner of Bella's room watching her sleep everynight without her knowledge and he also follows her around, reading the minds of others to find out her whereabouts.

1. Girl: OH MY GAWD EDWARD CULLEN IS SOOOO HOTTTT\!\!\!\! AND THE WAY HE WATCHES BELLA SLEEP IS SOOOO CUTE\! I WISH I HAD A BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT\!\! Me: You mean you wish you had a vampire boyfriend that stands in the corner of your room, watching you sleep with out you knowing??? And then follows you around wherever you go??? Girl: YEAH\!\! I BROKE UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND BECAUSE HE ISN'T LIKE EDWARD AT ALL\! Me: .... 2. Edward Cullen: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. Me: *gag*

Author: screaminghallelujah6 http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/3921830
35. (Edward Cullen) (86↑, 20↓)
An 108 year old virgin vampire who sparkles in the sun. I am not shitting you.

Girl 1: I wish Edward Cullen was my boyfriend... *sigh* Girl 2: There's a paedophile up the street, surely dating him would just be the same thing?

36. (Edward Cullen) (90↑, 24↓)
A FICTIONAL character from the poorly written book series Twilight, depicted as a vampire despite having no traditional vampire traits as portrayed in medieval folklore, and somehow sparkles in sunlight, he is the obsession of hundreds of thousands of girls of all age groups and many believe him to be real despite his entire existence being words and ink on paper, and many females who read the books no longer date human men because they are waiting for "there edward" and they set ridiculously high standards which will never be met as they are humanly impossible, literally humanly impossible

Girl on facebook group " I love Edward Cullen I dont know how I just do" Me Posting on different facebook group against this"the next generation of the western world is doomed all because of a fictional sparkling vampire"

37. (Edward Cullen) (83↑, 21↓)
A creepy vampire who watches Bella Swan when she sleeps, abandons her in a forest in the middle of the night, a constant downer and a sparkly gay guy.

[sparkles] [creepy] [stalker] [bella swan] [robert pattinson] [Edward cullen]

38. (Edward Cullen) (89↑, 30↓)
1.A whiny 108 years old virgin who don't have a life, and had a habit of stalking people in their sleep 2.Character from Twilight

Teen \#1:OMG,Edward Cullen is SOOOOO HOTT\!\!\!\!\! Teen \#2:Since when did a loser became hot?

39. (Edward Cullen) (72↑, 20↓)
1) Fictional character of the book series "Twiglight". He is supposed to be a mean killer vampire but in reality, he is a pussy who sparkles when exposed to the sun. Any man who is a fan of Edward Cullen is either gay or a closet homosexual. 2) To look like a flaming faggot.

1) Edward: "This is the face of a monster" (goes under the sun ray... then begins to sparkle like a fairy) Bella: "OMG, you're beautiful" Edward: "No shit Sherlock\! I'm glittery faggot\!" 2) Dude, what are you wearing? You look like Edward Cullen

40. (Edward Cullen) (68↑, 19↓)
A fictional vampire that, despite being overly obsessive, seems to be the "perfect guy" for most women. Human versions of said vampire can usually be found in county jails or in court rooms being presented with their very own restraining order.

Dude, did you hear about Billy last night? His girlfriend broke up with him and he pulled an Edward Cullen. Now he's in prison\!

41. (edward cullen) (64↑, 17↓)
A fictional vampire in the series Twilight. Many fangirls obsess over him even though: A) He isn't real B) He's a vampire C) He's in a book Most girls won't talk to boys now because they aren't like "Edward."

True Story: Guest_runner113: hey Guest_edwardluver10: hi Guest_runner113: just curious, who is edward? Guest_edwardluver10: twilight series Guest_runner113: oh... and why do you love him? Guest_edwardluver10: he is very chivelrous and very romantic Guest_edwardluver10: he is also a hot vampire Guest_runner113: well, how can someone be 1) hot and a vampire 2) hot in a book Guest_runner113: i just can't see how words can make somone appear hot Guest_edwardluver10: the way the author describes him Guest_edwardluver10: plus the movie Guest_runner113: um... ok... you do know he's not real right? Guest_edwardluver10: yes Guest_runner113: i don't know, i'm not following this Guest_edwardluver10: still... hes not the average burn to death b/c of sunlight Guest_runner113: so let me get this straight... you're in love with a fictional vampire who is hot because the author says he is? Guest_edwardluver10: not real love... u know how many girls love edward cullen? Guest_edwardluver10: many\!\!\! Guest_runner113: yeah, and it's SICK Guest_runner113: find a real boy Guest_runner113: there are plenty of us Guest_runner113: and all of us hate this "edward" you speek of Guest_edwardluver10: yeah, b/c he is actually a good person... he shows respect\! Guest_runner113: i know you don't believe this, but over 60% of guys show respect Guest_edwardluver10: he doesnt go and say its sick Guest_edwardluver10: i believe it,, its just the 40% are the ones i meet Guest_runner113: but he thrives off the blood of people Guest_runner113: and a lot of girls aren't respectful either Guest_edwardluver10: no, read the books... he and his family feed off the blood of animals not humans Guest_runner113: then why doesn't he eat meet? Guest_edwardluver10: i know a lot of girls are rude... u probably think im one of them Guest_edwardluver10: they dont eat food, they gag it up Guest_runner113: all i'm saying is that edward isn't real and never will be real and obsessing over him is a waste of time and will get you nowhere Guest_runner113: please pass this on to other twilight fans Guest_edwardluver10: no Guest_edwardluver10 has left the chat

Author: CommonSenseIsntSoCommon http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/3876804
42. (Edward Cullen) (83↑, 36↓)
a fucking piece of bull shit. He's from a fucking book. Not even worth calling a real vampire - a disgrace.

"OMG\! I LIKE LOOOVE Edward Cullen. He is SOO HAWT\!\! shut up bitch, its a stupid book charactor. get a life.

43. (Edward Cullen) (46↑, 1↓)
Sparkley sugar daddy (Old men who like to spoil their young girlfriends) that is a peeping tom and has an un-natural obsession with a rather clingy girl.

"Screw Edward Cullen, I support Cedric Diggory" "Edward Cullen is a great example of dirty old men you usually meet over the internet"

44. (edward cullen) (61↑, 16↓)
the biggest, ugliest, constipated-looking, non-homosapian to ever be alive. he just needs to get stabbed with a wooden cross and burn in a pit of lava

edward cullen is gayyyy\!\!\!\!\!

45. (Edward Cullen) (63↑, 18↓)
Faggot

Hardcore kid: "He's gayer than Edward Cullen." Fangirl: "Eek\!"

46. (Edward Cullen) (71↑, 27↓)
1. The horrible, ugly, smug vampire from Twilight, that makes you wish that teenage girls had taste in men. 2. Exclamation of disgust.

1. Edward Cullen should die, but whatever. He's not even real. 2. You think that modern pop music is better than classic rock? Well, Edward Cullen to you, I say\!

47. (Edward Cullen) (50↑, 7↓)
A fag from the... you know what, I'm not even going to call it a book, and the movie of course is just as horrible... the fag is from Twilight, the book/movie that so many brainless teenage girls are obsessed with. Apparantly, he survives in the sun... bull shit. Also, he apparatnly sparkles... also bull shit. These teenage fangirls tend to be total bitches on the subject, and will consider you to be pure evil if you don't like Edward Cullen or Twilight. So basically, he's just a huge fag.

Edward Cullen is a fag, Dracula rocks.

Author: Non-stereotypical Teenager http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/4234328
48. (Edward Cullen) (58↑, 15↓)
twilight character. complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her. he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me. he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.

"So wat if Edward Cullen is old? he looks young would you fuck your grandpa if he looked 17?" - twilighter. See what's happened\!?

49. (Edward Cullen) (80↑, 38↓)
The seemingly perfect boyfriend that has carefully thought about killing you numerous times and skillfully emotionally abuses you, lowering your already low self-esteem to the point where you no longer put value on your own life if it doesn’t involve him.

When dating an Edward Cullen you won’t be able to 1. go anywhere without him 2. do anything for yourself because to him you are just a helpless little girl who was just lucky to live for seventeen years without him 3. go see your best friend 4. live a normal life without him After dating an Edward Cullen you will 1. try to kill yourself 2. have a boy who really cares about you pick up the pieces

50. (Edward Cullen) (51↑, 16↓)
Edward Cullen is an idiotic 107 year old virgin who got his glowing crap from the Chernobyl accident, and should die\!

Person 1: LIKE OMG, I'm not gonna marry until I find someone like Edward Cullen\!\!\! Person 2: I hope you like dying alone...

51. (Edward Cullen) (53↑, 18↓)
A fictional character from Stephanie Meyer's novels, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. He is a sparkling vampire who all idiot girls are in love with. They don't get the fact that he is just another guy made famous because of how "sexy" he is. All fan girls of Edward Cullen are stupid, brainwashed idiots\!

Fangirl: OMG\!\!\! ISN'T EDWARD CULLEN JUST SOOO HOT\! Normal person: No...? Fangirl: OMG, I WANT A SEXY VAMPIRE LIKE HIM\! Normal person: So what's up with you? Fangirl: EDWARD CULLEN'S GIRLFRIEND SHOULD BE ME\! I HATE BELLA FOR HAVING HIM\!\!\! \<3 I LOVE HIM Normal person: *walks away*

52. (Edward Cullen) (40↑, 8↓)
A sparkling fairy that wants to be goth or emo.

Wanna hear a joke? Edward Cullen.

53. (Edward Cullen) (34↑, 3↓)
A creepy, 108-year-old virgin pedophile who stalks a girl with less personality than a rock, invented by Stephanie Meyer to brainwash preteen girls in her plan to controll the world. For some obscure reason, Edward and his whole vampire group sparkle in the sunlight. This was illistrated in the weirdly popular movie, "Twilight," by a few specks of glitter and the tinkling of fairy bells. Edward like to believe that he is a vampire, rather than a scary-looking insomniac with a blood fetish. See also, [stalker],[gay],[pedophile], [creepy], and [eunuch]

Girl under the age and IQ of 15: "Edward Cullen is great\! He's so romantic and protective\!" Girl in possession of braincells: "No. It's called pedophilia."

54. (Edward Cullen) (45↑, 15↓)
A name every guy knows, but hates.

Fan-Girl: OMG\!\! Edward Cullen is soooooo hawt. I wanna spread peanut butter over him and lick it off.....mmmmmmm Every-sane-guy: ....... ... ... ...dumbass.

55. (Edward Cullen) (47↑, 18↓)
A craddle robbing Vampire, who stalks teenage girls. Steals the heart of Bella then make her a nut and then comes back to her knowing she has nothing better in her life and probably minipulates the fact that she's vulberable and he could do anything he wanted to her because she can't fight back.

(fake not in the sags) The sun goes down mom called telling asking me about my love interest when Edward comes out of nowhere. i hang up and he tells me to be perfectly still. I close my eys wondering what is he going to do and he kisses me that turns from a peck on the lips to a extreme make out session. He holds me down by my wrist and rips my clothes off and stuffs a shread of my shirt into my mouth muffling my screams. Charlie is on an over nihgt fishing trip. Nobody is home. "Bella stay still and it will be over sooner" He whispers. I spit out thestrip and say "Edward please no". "You said you rather die than be without me so do this and you'll have me forever". Tears stream down my face as he pumps through me smiling each time I beg him to stop. I try to dig my fingers into his granite skin but nothing but throbbing fingers. After an hourof pain from his granite cock going in and out of my body I pull my covers over my body and hejust says "I'll be back tomorrow night I'm your forever Bella" Why do I still love him, after just having my virginity taken away from me and I didn't even put up a fight, I couldn't he held me down. Like he said as if I could fight him off. Edward Cullen is my love but am I his?

Author: Beauty_with_a_brain http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/3971066
56. (Edward Cullen) (39↑, 11↓)
A creepy pedophile who preys on younger girls who have man voices. Evidence: Edward is very old, in his hundreds yet likes a 17 year old Pretends to be high school student Watches said manly girl in their sleep Is gay, VERY gay

Edward Cullen *watching Bella sleep* "I'm a creepy pedophile"

57. (Edward Cullen) (29↑, 2↓)
A one-hundred year old, abusive, sparkling fairy who sneaks into teenage girl's rooms by oiling their windows.

You: I woke up in the middle of the night last night, and Edward Cullen was sitting there watching me sleep\! Me: Oh my god, what a pedophile.

58. (Edward Cullen) (57↑, 31↓)
The act of having sex while being stoned and high. Derived from the fact that Edward Cullen looks like, and probably is, stoned. Did I mention he also looks like a toad?

Girl: "My boyfriend and I had an Edward Cullen last night\!" Fangirl: "OMG *SCREAMZ* Girl: "..."

Author: twilight_schmilight http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/3847584
59. (Edward Cullen) (47↑, 21↓)
1. FICTIONAL character that ever girl just reaching the age of puberty fantasizes about. 2. often claimed to be the "perfect man" but let's face it, in real like he would be GAY\! guys aren't that sensitive... seriously girls.

Edward Cullen.

60. (Edward Cullen) (29↑, 5↓)
Edward Cullen (pronounced 'pedophile') is a sparkly, 117-year-old virgin sparklepire from the atrocious book/movie saga, Twilight. He is the girlfri- I mean, boyfriend of the bland teenage Mary Sue, Bella Swan and the long-time rival of borderline-rapist, Jacob Black (see 'fake-ass werewolf'). His pastimes are sparkling, jumping around the woods and watching 17 year old girls sleep.

person \#1: "I swear someone is in bedroom watching us... " person \#2: "Yeah, it's that pedophile, Edward Cullen."

Author: whattheheckisapseudonym? http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/5148954
61. (Edward Cullen) (35↑, 11↓)
Edward Cullen is a weirdo, who is in fact ugly and will creep into your mom's bedroom, (and is sparkly).

Edward Cullen is gonna come into your mom's bedroom tonight.

62. (Edward Cullen) (45↑, 23↓)
A 108 year old vampire that is frozen in time in a seventeen year old body and mind(besides the fact he is oh so super smart). The love interest of Bella Swan and they eventually get married and have a hybrid. He has a lot of fan girls, a lot of haters, and a lot of neutrals. He is too over protective, he watched Bella in her sleep before they actually met(who does that?\!). Has a bad relationship with Jacob and most of Bella's guy friends. He is described as perfect(which is boring). All of the other characters-even BELLA\!-- have more personality than him yet most of them are rejected and only some people pay attention to them. Oh, and did I mention he sparkles?

Girl:"O-M-G Edward Cullen is so smexy\!" guy:"You mean the pedo vampire stalker?" girl:"Yup\!" \<3 Direct quote from book: "And you’re worried, not because you’re headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct?"

Author: Anonymous Autumn Breeze http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/3882368
63. (Edward Cullen) (22↑, 2↓)
A Sparklepire from Stephanie Meyer's 'Twilight' series, a 108-year-old virgin who makes pubescent girls horny. His fangirls seem to think that he is real, and a few even seem to believe that they are married to him. Apparently, he is "beautiful" and "godlike." Oh, and he \edward\ cullen*SPARKLES*\edward\ cullen too\!

Fangirl 1: LYKE zOMG EDWARD CULLEN IS TTLY MY HUSBAND\edward\ cullen\! Fangirl 2: INORITE\edward\ cullen :DDD Me: -reading Harry Potter- Well, good luck finding boyfriends, freaking Twitards. Fangirl 3: LYKE OMG UR JUST A HATR\edward\ cullen Me: -facepalm-

Author: \edward\ cullenOtaku_Poptart\edward\ cullen http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/5002871
64. (Edward Cullen) (20↑, 1↓)
Fairy. I mean, c'mon\! He doesn't drink human blood, he can go out in daylight, and he SPARKLES. He is NOT a vampire. He is, however, a fairy.

Twitard- Ahhh, Edward Cullen is the hottest vampire EVER\! Normal person- Dude, he isn't a vampire, he's a fairy.

65. (Edward Cullen) (21↑, 2↓)
A Gay pixie Fairy that sucks people off and Sparkles

your so Edward Cullen. There are so many Edward Cullens at the pride parade

66. (Edward Cullen) (23↑, 4↓)
A fictional vampire from the Twlight series. He is apperantly "the perfect guy", so perfect in fact that all girls gain ridiculously high standards after reading about him. Despite the fact that he is one - fictional, two - the living undead, and three - a creep that will watch girls sleep; girls still want him more and more. He has the ability to fly, turn others into vampires, sparkle (gay), and apparently steal the girlfriend of a guy with the voted-on title "most amazing boyfriend"

Girl: Listen sweatheart, we need to break up. Guy: Wait why? You just said that I was the most amazing boyfriend that you've ever had. Your friends even voted on it. Girl: You are... Guy: Then why do you want to break uo? Is there another guy? Girl: Yes. Guy: ... Girl: You see, you're here *raises hand up to forehead-level* but, Edward Cullen is up here *raises other hand about 2 inches higher*. Guy: ... Wait are you really dumping me because of a fictional vampire? Girl: Yes...

Author: EdwardCullenMustDie http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/4440307
67. (Edward Cullen) (27↑, 8↓)
A pussy emo Meyerpire. Hobbies include: Breeding Spawn Stalking Girls Being a huge Pedophile (Come on, 108 year old dating a 18 year old is like a 40 year old dating a 6 year old) Being extremely racist SPARKLING Every 12 year old girl idolizes him as 'the perfect boyfriend'. Also Stephanie Meyer's fake boyfriend. Did I mention he sparkles?

Girl 1: OME\!\!\!\! I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! \<3 Girl 2: OMEEEEEEE\!\!\! I DO TOOOOOO\! HE'S LIKE, MY BOYFRIEND\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Me: He doesn't exist. Both girls: YESSSS SHEEEE DOESSSS\! OERFHWIJVBHOUEWBVWUSVBFODUFBAOCWIAUDV I LOVE EDWARD ERIGHWERFVNWIEOCNL Me: *walks away*

68. (Edward Cullen) (21↑, 4↓)
An Epic fail of a vampire that sparkles and ruins all ideas of vampires.

Edward cullen is a gay vampire in twilight

69. (edward cullen) (62↑, 46↓)
considered by many "the hottest vampire/guy in the world", he is one of the main characters of the Twilight saga by Stephanie Meyer. Personally(if you're talking about the movie), I don't think he's that hot.

perosn 1\#: OMG. I'm like sooo in love with edward cullen person 2\#: what is with you, he's just a guy and he's not that hot\!

70. (Edward Cullen) (601↑, 585↓)
Cool people pronounce this word as: Edward Coo-yen That fucking boring douchebag from the Twilight series who makes annoying little teenie-bopper girls wet their drawers. Sometimes smart people who read the books get so angry about the lack of chemistry he has with Bella that they just want to forget the books were ever written. It is astounding that people can be so blinded by his "beauty" that they do not realize that he is unbelievably BORING and OVER-CONTROLLING. He is also cheesy and rediculous. Everything he says reeks of snobby arrogance and lies. Finally, he is constantly having to ask Bella what she is thinking and then Bella always says the same thing (something along the lines of "Waaaaah\! When are you going to change me into a vampire\!?\!?" or "Waaaaah\! When are we going to have teh secks\!?\!?") to which Edward always makes the same reply. In short, they never have anything to say to eachother. By the way, the real reason they are not having sex is NOT because Edward is afraid he will hurt her, it's because he can't get it up\! You can't get an erection if you don't have any blood in your system\! And don't come up with bullshit replies to this known truth, I don't care that it's the whole "willing suspension of debelief thing" because I'm not willing to suspend my belief\!

Edward Cullen: "Hey Bella, let's have the same conversation over and over and over again and see how long it takes these lonely 13-year-olds to realize that we are completely boring together and have absolutely no chemistry to speak of." Bella: "Okay\! It is so much fun to value a boy solely for his looks and his ability to come up with bullshit declarations of love. Also, I love the way you control my every move and never let me think for myself. Finally, I can't wait until you change me into an undead, bloodless, inhuman monster and our relationship falls apart completely." Edward: "WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEE\!"

Author: Jacob/Bella Shipper http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/2812144
71. (Edward Cullen) (26↑, 11↓)
Sparkling vagina. Not a vampire. Not a fairy. Not the "perfect gentleman". Just a huge, sparkling, vagina.

Obessed teen girl: "Omg, Edward Cullen is the hottest vampire ever\!\!" Smart girl: "No, he's not. Hell, he's not even a vampire. He's a sparkling vagina."

72. (Edward Cullen) (20↑, 6↓)
A fucktard wannabe vampire that is in love with Bella, a fucktard herself. (Omg they should make babies of the FUCKTARD species\! Oh, wait\! Don't they already have a fucktard child?) He's a vegetarian vampire. A vampire that sucks on animal blood. Not human. And he SPARKLEZ? Nice, he sparkles, also. Yeah, I think Stephanie Meyer got the wrong idea of a REAL VAMPIRE. He's just a faggot pansy fairy that stalks Bella. (Apparently that's "romance" to him) Bella is even more of a fucktard that she even FELL for him\! Are you serious? P.S. If you have NOT read the Twilight Saga, DON'T\! JUST DON'T\! Don't touch that series if you value your brain cells. That alone is one of the government's conspiracy theories that's gonna kill us all.

Twifan: Like, Oh my god. Edward Cullen is so darn cute\! You should read Twilight\! Person: Yeah, I rather not. I'd love to keep my brain cells. Twifan: How can you survive without reading TWILIGHT?\! IT'S THE BEST\!\!\! Person: Unlike you, I actually want to pass and graduate.

Author: allergictobullshit http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/4933117
73. (edward cullen) (32↑, 19↓)
to be a show off

person 1: omg stop pulling a edward cullen

74. (edward cullen) (28↑, 16↓)
A) An overprotective creep. B)Someone who needs to go to the tanning booth/ not wear makeup.

"This one Edward Cullen tried to save me from a speeding van the other day\!"

75. (Edward Cullen) (13↑, 2↓)
A "sparkly" vampire who soils the name of all the blood suckers in the world. he's only sparkly because he ate tinker-bell.

Edward Cullen:*belches* that was good what was that? Peter Pan: You ate tink.....TINK TINK OH TINK WHY? Edward: i'm a monster bella Bella Swan: i don't care edward i love you. Oh please just make me yours Jacob Blac: i'll love your child bella because you won't love me.

76. (edward cullen) (26↑, 15↓)
The Sparkly faget that sparkles like a dumb ass bitch when he is in the sun. The most faget person ever and every girl that thinks he is hot should shoot herslef right in the fucking head cuz you can never get him cuz he is gay and likes to fuck michael jackson's corpse in the ass. In the movie he is nice but in real life he is just another faget that plays in little movies to make himself feel better about his small penis and i bet that he hits his girlfriend cuz he is an asshole with a vagina and should go kill himself right in the face and whoever has edward cullen posters or any pictures of him he is honestly a fucking bitch fuck and they should burn them all and get rid of him once and for all and if i had enough money i would take all his posters buy them and burn them and kill that faget and if edward has any nuts he would come up and comment on here so we can chat and throw it down but i doubt he will ever do that cuz hes just another fake ass bitch and for all of you that are gonna say that im just mad cuz my girlfriend left me new flash dumb asses i am married and have a 6 month year old daughter.

[edward cullen] [bitch] [fuck] [vagina] [faget] [gay] [sparkly faget] [dumb]

77. (Edward Cullen) (19↑, 9↓)
A FICTIONAL character in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga. He is a vampire who does not feed off human blood and sparkles like a diamond in the sun. His hobbies include watching his 100 year younger girlfriend sleep, watching said girl through others' minds, keeping his virginity, being over-protective, committing suicide and fighting with werewolves. Many girls have fallen in love with Edward, for he seems to possess some of the best qualities in a man. Countless teenagers have broken up with their boyfriends for not "being more like Edward". Edward is: a stalker, pedophile, abusive, creepy and really sketchy. But he's sexy, compassionate, intense, stubborn, gorgeous, intelligent, mature and undead.

Edward Cullen is in love with Bella Swan. Good luck, cause she is one whiny chick.

78. (Edward Cullen) (10↑, 1↓)
Famed through the despicable, abomination that is the Twilight series, Edward Cullen is an emotionally abusive character that is created so that normal males in the real world will never live up to Stephanie Meyer's picture of the ideal boyfriend through her incessant ramblings about how "flawless" he is. His lover is Bella, the weak and needy Mary Sue of the story, otherwise known as Stephenie Meyer portrayed in her deepest fantasies. I am female, and I think these books have a negative effect on female teenagers and develope unrealistic expectations.

Edward Cullen: "I watch you sleep and come into your room without you knowing ever night. I also really want to kill you." Bella: *moans* "Do me. Please, I want you so bad\! *inner monologue* his perfect lips, his flawless eyes, his angel body, sparkle sparkle sparkle his skin is like marble im blushing im blushing again oh wait i tripped you want to get married? sure ill get married if that means i can bang the crap out of you. and then ill get pregnant at 18 and name my demon baby Renesmee. what a lovely name, dont you think?

Author: dont make me vomit. http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/5125814
79. (Edward Cullen) (7↑, 0↓)
A sissy, pathetic and lame excuse for a vampire. What was once a well respected and feared, truly evil creature of nightmare has now been turned into a bleeding vagina symbol of puberty, vanity and Hot Topic. He is an incredibly two-demensional and skin deep character who's only thought process is "I love you, Bella, I love you, Bella, I love you, Bella, etc...". I will never forgive Stephenie Meyer for this attrocity. Bram Stoker must be turning in his grave. Sorry to burst you wet dream bubble you emo, vampire-wanabes, but Edward has so many undateable qualities about him I thought I'd list a few. 1. He sparkles like glitter. Last time I checked straight men didn't do that. 2. He can't get a boner: Boners are caused when the spongy tissue (not a muscle) of the penis fills with warm, circulating blood. Edward's heart does not pump blood throughout his system as he is dead, and therefore it is not logical for him to get a boner. In lamen's terms, Edward has a permanent softy. At least now we know why he won't screw Bella despite the fact that she is whorishly throwing herself at him. 3. He is old. 107 years old I believe. Even though you have probably heard this argument before, you probably have not thought about the fact that being this old probably makes him a racist, a sexist, a communist and every other -ist that I can think of. 4. Finally, the guy is DEAD\! What the hell is wrong with you? You necrophiliacs.

Girl with down syndrome: OMG EDWARD CULLEN IS SOOO HAWT. I TOTALLY LOVE HIM AND I WANT TO MARRY HIM. HE IS GORGEOUS AND HAS NO FLAWS. YATTI YATTI YATTA, BLAH BLAH BLAH etc etc etc Me: there goes another one of god's disappointments.

80. (Edward Cullen) (7↑, 0↓)
The result of what happens when voldemort kills Cedric and he changes into a fairy that sparkles. Harry should be worried. He stalks this stupid teenager called Bella Swan, and messes with her head. He more than likely has escaped a mental instution, having commited this crime a few years ago. He is somehow able to have sex with Bella creating a child. However, he is supposingly dead, meaning he cannot have an erection, so I fail to see how that works. He goes insane by one smell of her blood, yet is able to manage four days of her bleeding from down below due to her period. Did I mention he sparkles? Well he does..

Yesturday, a guy crept into my room. He watched me all night but yet failed to get an erection when I changed.. He could be the brother of Edward Cullen\!

81. (Edward Cullen) (7↑, 0↓)
A sparkling fairy\!\!

OMIGOD\! ITS EDWARD CULLEN\! HE GLITTERS\!

Author: Dallas Sparkleshock http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/5032655
82. (Edward Cullen) (7↑, 0↓)
An ideal unrealistic image of a guy. Not seeing him for what he is, or only as you want him to be. Obviously coined from the character Edward Cullen in the Twilight series. - The character is never given an in-depth description, but we're told he's handsome, so readers just image him as what they find attractive. Fans have also interpreted his actions in ways that seem more romantic or charming. - Edward is idolized by Bella, she sees him as "perfect" and "godlike". Yet antis have stated some of his actions are actually creepy and abusive.

Girl \#1: "So what's this new boyfriend like?" Girl \#2: "He's...he's like my own Edward Cullen\!" Girl \#1: "Oh lord."

83. (Edward Cullen) (7↑, 0↓)
A gay fairy

Fangirl: EhMaGawd i just luv Edward Cullen\!\!\!\! Fanboy: Trust me, you don't have a chance\! Normal person: *Shoots them and then self* Crowd: *Awards aforementioned normal person a medal of honor in combat*

Author: jajajajajajagermangirly80 http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/5001898
84. (Edward Cullen) (8↑, 1↓)
A non-existant paedophile that stalks girls. Some girls are "Twi-hard fans" and enjoy it though. Freaks.

Girl1: I woke up and saw him standing there watching me\! How the fuck did he get in my room?\! Girl2: Cedric Diggory?\! Girl1: Nah\! Edward Cullen\! You know, that new freak in school with girl lips?

85. (Edward Cullen) (7↑, 0↓)
A homosexual annoying sparkling vampire from the lamest vampire series EVER\!

Edward Cullen is the most stupidest vampire ever\!

86. (Edward Cullen) (6↑, 0↓)
Sparkly creep that goes into girl's rooms and teabags them at night. They dont feel his junk because its too small to be felt. Extremely attracted to [Jacob Black].

Edward Cullen = gay

87. (Edward Cullen) (6↑, 0↓)
A a sparkling fairy trying to pass for a badass vampire, but failing miserably.

fangirl: Edward Cullen is so amazing. randomperson: Yeah, I guess he's an okay fairy. Not all too bright, though.

Author: twilightshouldgodie http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/5136697
88. (Edward Cullen) (6↑, 0↓)
A sparkly pixie man with stone skin who watches people sleep. Hm, and why are girls obsessed with him?

Edward: Hey, I'm Edward Cullen. Come to my van to see me sparkle and you can touch my stone skin and I will give you candy. Caaaaaandy. SPARKLE SPARKLE. SPARKLE. *Twitch*

89. (Edward Cullen) (5↑, 0↓)
A complete an utter disappointment to vampires everywhere. Why you ask? Here are a few reasons: -He fucking sparkles. -He pervs on young women (and men for all we know) -He has commitment issues ("Bella I love, Bella I'm leaving" ... I mean come on dude, make up your fucking mind\!) -He is a 'vegetarian vampire.' -He is 'to good for anyone.' AKA he is full of himself. There are so many more but I just do not have time to name all the crappy things about him.

There is a creepy guy in my room last night who was watching me sleep." ... "Oh it must have been Edward Cullen.

90. (Edward Cullen) (5↑, 0↓)
a gay snowman often mistaken for a 'vampire'. is also a sparkly rapist/stalker who dreams of eating his idiot girlfriend, bella. created by mentally insane woman named stephanie meyer, who obviously forgot her meds when she created him

I saw some sparkly rapist pretending to eat his girlfriend the other day" "Oh, it was probably Edward Cullen.

Author: gryffindorseeker816 http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/5446158
91. (Edward Cullen) (5↑, 0↓)
A fictional character in Stephanie Meyer's series. Many fangirls refer to him as "the love of my life", seeing him as a perfect and beautiful man. In reality, Edward Cullen is just a sparkling, gay, ugly, wanna-be vampire. He is controlling, jealous, and the biggest creeper. What kind of girl wants to be with a guy that forbids you to see your best friend, bruises you when having sex, secretly likes other men, and watches you while you sleep (before you've even had a real conversation)?

Fangirl: ohmigod Edward Cullen is the love of my life. MARRY ME EDWARD\!\!\! Normal Person: Tard.

92. (Edward Cullen) (13↑, 8↓)
An oral sex act that requires a man to eat out a woman while she is on the rag thus leaving traces of blood around his orifice like a vampire.

"Dude, did someone just punch you in the mouth?" "Naw man, girl's on her period, and I just Edward Cullen'd the shit out of her."

93. (Edward Cullen) (4↑, 0↓)
A Vampire who's never had sex in all of his life (which is like over a 100 years). When he does have sex, it's with an anorexic emo whore who's got a Beastiality Fetish with dogs. He knocked her up and know has to change her into a super-fag who can rip his balls off. Yeah, your balls are so in her purse, bro. He likes his girls 75 pounds and an A Cup Sized boobs, if you can even call those boobs. So, in other words, Edward is a pedophile who decided to bring Elvis's hair back into style. Her has piss-colored eyes and albino colored skin. His nipples are like a forest that never gets rained on. Unless you call Jasper's jizz rain, then he get's lots of rain. Stephanie Meyer ruined the name Edward and ruined the whole Vampire idea with her "Humans are Friends, Not Food" crap. Way to go, Steph. You just turned one of the most feared creatures into the next CareBears.

Edward Cullen: Say it, Say it out loud. Bella: You're a...Homosexual. Edward Cullen: No\! How did you find ouuut?\! *fans himself with his perfectly manicured hand* Bella: Oh, Edward, it's okay. We can get married and no has to know\! Edward: But...But... Bella: But what? Edward: I...*Prances into an open meadow and dances around in the flowers under the sun. He sparkles crazily* I SPARKLE, BELLA. Tee-Hee\!

Author: l3itchesGetStitches http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/5884297
94. (Edward Cullen) (5↑, 1↓)
Please see [gay fairy].

That gay fairy's Edward Cullen.

95. (Edward Cullen) (4↑, 0↓)
1. A shiny, pedophile version of a vampire who neither sleeps in coffins OR turn into a bat or bat-like liquid. 2. A female version of hentai, except without the pictures.

Rick: "That Edward Cullen, man..." Roll: "I know\! He could get beat by Herman Munster\!"

96. (Edward Cullen) (11↑, 7↓)
A sparkly vampire from the Twilight series who falls in love with Bella Swan.

Jacob Black is better than Edward Cullen.

97. (Edward Cullen) (3↑, 0↓)
The most beautiful, seductive, mesmerizing, phenomenal fictional character in history. He sets the bar for all boyfriends. His skin is like marble, cold and smooth. His voice is live velvet, soft and seductive. His face is immaculate, like the sun, moon, and stars. He makes you want to be a better person.

Girl: My boyfriend is just like Edward Cullen. He's amazing\!\! Guy: I love you.

98. (Edward Cullen) (3↑, 0↓)
A 108 year old pedophile - who thinks he is a vampire. He sneaks into 13 year olds' rooms because he likes their smell.

Edward Cullen sneaks into a little girls room, and watches her sleep.

99. (Edward Cullen) (3↑, 0↓)
A fairy, it is obvious, and he is lacking in all vampristic features. Find something that is very vampire about Edward...

Edward Cullen lives in the forest, is mythical, is super white, doesn't eat people, sparkles, was a virgin for 108 years, and creeps on younger people

100. (Edward Cullen) (2↑, 0↓)
--A sparkly demented fairy who is a creeper. --Sparkly infuri --Referring to a dumb, or stupid person

1. Omg, That Edward is such a fairy\! I mean...he SPARKLES\! 2. WARNING; You-Know-Who has made an army of infuri--Including Cedric Diggory, now by the name of Edward Cullen\! 3. That guy is SUCH and Edward. He stared at me and then said a bunch of dumb pick up lines\!

101. (Edward Cullen) (2↑, 0↓)
A [freak] that sneaks into you your room to watch you sleep, and finds it amuzing. He can't breath while being with you beacause of your stink. He may, or may not, sparkle a glittery [colour] all over his body.

Ex 1 M: "He's such an [Edward] Cullen\!" K:"What\!?\! He snuck in your room again?" Ex 2 J:"Did you see that?\! Mark is such an Edward Cullen\!\!\! F:"Why's that?" J:" ' Cause when Katy passed by him, he held his nouse"

102. (Edward Cullen) (3↑, 1↓)
Eating out a girl who is on her period.

Dude she let me Edward Cullen her last night\!

103. (Edward Cullen) (7↑, 5↓)
A fictional vampire from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series. I have no idea why everyone gets so upset about him. Twilight is a popular love story that has enchanted girls of every age and for some reason people (mostly teenage guys) can't accept that. Edward is depicted as the "perfect" boyfriend because of his unconditional love for the protagonist, Bella Swan. He's the archetype of an ideal boyfriend who provides the love that girls seek - especially younger girls who still speculate about love and its meaning to them. Older girls and young women, like many other people, can and do use fiction as means of escape from their everyday lives (in this case, young women fantasize about having a strong relationship someday). People should step back and remember what it was like to be curious and unsure about love and relationships, and that having crushes on fictional characters or celebrities is a phase most girls grow out of.

Everybody really needs to calm down and stop bitching about how much of a "fag" Edward Cullen is. Once they stop making movies, the Twilight series will be as forgotten as The da Vinci Code.

Author: not_a_twilight_fan http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/5142938
104. (Edward Cullen) (11↑, 9↓)
A retarded homosexual so-called vampire who likes to feast on the entrails of little 12 year old virgin girls, then force feeds them his 'home-made" vampire shit. He is most likely to be found in the habitats of cold peninsula's located in China and North India. This homosexual vampire also likes to sneak into 5 year old boys rooms every night and rips of their undergrown penises and testiciles which he makes his special vampire 5 course meal "vampicles with sauce" (The sauce being the blood of a heterosexual male.)

Benefit fraud mother with 6 kids: OMG have you read in The Times it says that another 5 year old boy has been raped and 5 12 year old girls who were having a sleepover were gagged and forced to what was thought to be the liver of a butch lesbian\! Man with job: STFU bitch how did you even afford the times newspaper besides if anyone had done that it would've been Edward Cullen now GTFO and make me a sandwich you japs eye. A popular character according to many pubelescent teenage girls and boys, and including the rare heterosexual male aswell.

105. (Edward Cullen) (2↑, 1↓)
A 108 year old virgin.

Dude, my English teacher is a total Edward Cullen

106. (Edward Cullen) (1↑, 0↓)
n. person, Ed-ward Cull-en : A fictional character/ monster made up in the diseased imagination of an old, horny woman. He is said to sparkle when in the sun, for some odd, non- understandable reason. He is in the dreams of millions of teenage girls and their mothers. His followers are called Twi-hards, and are attracted to him by some telepathic connection, which makes them want a vampire, who writes bad poetry, as a husband. His fictional, worst enemy, is a werewolf, named Jacob, who has nice teeth (Many suspect them to be gay lovers). The fact or impression they are gay lovers is dashed by his love of 14-year old girls. Whom, he stares at while they sleep, with what many call in rapey fashion.

Twi-hard - "I got a message from "Edward Cullen" last night Twi-hard 2 - " Really, what was it?" Twi-hard - " He wants me to meet or turn me, I hope\!" Twi-hard 2 - "You are soooo lucky\!" Twi-hard - "I know\!\!\!\!\!"

107. (Edward Cullen) (96↑, 97↓)
That vampire that dazzles people. All the guys are jelous of him, and all the girls are obbsesed with him. He sets an extremly high expectation for girls looking for guys. Unfortunatly he is a fictional character from Stephanie Meyer's novels: Twilight Saga.

Girl \#1: Hey doesnt Jeff look hot today\!? Girl \#2: Not as hot as Edward Cullen\! Girl \#1: WHO\!? Girl \#2: You dont know Edward Cullen?

108. (Edward Cullen) (2867↑, 2868↓)
The sexiest, most beautiful vampire ever to be written. Of course, Louis de Pointe du Lac is his equal. Edward is a character in Stephenie Meyer's [Twilight] series. He is the reddish-brown haired, topaz-eyed beloved of the beautiful Bella Swan.

I heart Edward Cullen. "...and so the lion fell in love with the lamb."

109. (Edward Cullen) (1↑, 3↓)
One of the main characters in Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series. He is one of the vampires, or the "cold ones." He is hundreds of years old but says that he's 17...and has been 17 for a while. He is in love with Bella Swan and she also loves him. Edward can read people's minds, everybody's, except for Bella's. That's one of the main reasons he was first attracted to her. That, and her smell that he describes as, "my own personal brand of heroine." He sparkles in the sunlight, so his family tries to avoid it. Vampires in general drink human blood, but his family is "vegetarian." They survive on animal blood, but once in a while they have the temptation of drinking human blood. But most have learned not to. He is considered "perfect" in the minds of some teenage girls. He's just a character, but that's what teenagers do, they fantasize...and to all the haters: there's nothing wrong with that.

Bella: "I know what you are" Edward Cullen: "Say it...Out loud\!" Bella: "Vampire..." Edward Cullen: "Are you afraid?" Bella: "No..." Edward Cullen: "Then ask me the most basic question...What do we eat?" Bella: "You won't hurt me..." Edward Cullen: Grabs Bella's arm to show her how he sparkles...

110. (Edward Cullen) (15↑, 30↓)
A fictional character,a vampire thats basically perfect in his appearence. Girls and twilight fans absouloutly adore him and the actor that plays him in the movie, Robert Patterson. Most boys get really stressed and worked up about the fact that girls love him. Really stressed. Probably jelousy although it is a fictional character. haha

Girl:I love Edward Cullen, hes gotta be real. There must be a guy like him somewhere\! Boy: THERE ISN'T\! AGH I HATE TWILIGHT\!

111. (edward cullen) (841↑, 862↓)
basically the perfect guy. he is one of the main characters in Stephanie Meyers books Twilight, New Moon and Eclispe. he is in love with bella swan. he is also a vampire. (not a average vampire that you see in movies with all the goth and the "i vant to suck ur blood" crap.) he is just a average person who is extreamly smart, talented and perfectly hot. he lives with other vampires who are equally gifted. carlisle, esme, emmet, rosalie, jasper and alice.

"did you stab edward cullen with a pencil or something?" "do i dazzle you?" "frequently" "and so the lion fell in love with the lamb"

112. (Edward Cullen) (17↑, 41↓)
A boyfriend's worst nightmare. Also, a very hot vampire.

"I'm sorry Sam, I don't think we should stay together" "Why not?" "Well... there's this guy named Edward that I'm crazy about" "Who the he&* is Edward?" "Edward Cullen" "Isn't he a [vampire]?" "Yeah, and he's hotter than you too."

113. (Edward Cullen) (18↑, 44↓)
A "vegetarian" vampire. Girls swoon over him pathetically. Girls think he's sexy. He knows he is. While I have to admit he is cute. Just not sexy. He "dazzles" girls. And makes them wish he was real.

Girl \#1- Edward\! Your soooooo hot and sexy *swoon* Girl \#2- Wayyyy hot and sexy\!\!\! *swoon* Edward Cullen- I know.I kno- Ooooo, Look at that handsome man. *dazzle dazzle*

114. (edward cullen) (0↑, 27↓)
edward cullen is a beautiful vampire specimen, known & lusted for by many. he is technically 109 years old, but remains the outlook of a 17 year old. he is the perfect, perfect guy to be with, but has only got eyes for the character bella swan in the Twilight Saga. there are many definitions for this vampire, but the haters who say he is a complete dickhead are guys who have self-esteem problems, cos their girlfriends are leaving them for Edward. & the girls who hate him are just plain jealous.

Lisa: Jarred, i'm dumping you. Jarred: WTF why ? Lisa: edward cullen asked me out. Jarred: OMG.. why????\!\!\!\! *goes and cries* Megan: i don't get why the fuck everybody likes that dude. (omg he asked LISA \!\!\!)

Author: demetria_stannard. http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/4656477
115. (Edward Cullen) (6↑, 35↓)
Hot, sparkling vampire is in love with Bella Swan. Every girl either wants him or hates him because they cannot have him.

"I soooo wish I could be Bella Swan and marry Edward Cullen\!"

116. (Edward Cullen) (31↑, 60↓)
Edward Cullen is the hot vampire in Twilight, that fangirls all around the world lust for, and even want him to 'kill' them (meaning to make them vampire)

Kathy - OMG\!\!\! I love edward cullen\! he's so sparkly and hot\! I want him to suck my blood\!\!

117. (Edward Cullen) (1057↑, 1093↓)
the most awesome person ever\! Sexiest Vampire alive... well, er existing. The love of my life\! Sweet, sensitive, kind, hott, and beyond perfection\!

Every woman alive should be in love with Edward Cullen\!

118. (Edward Cullen) (10↑, 48↓)
A hot sparkling man who is very sexy and a vampire

Damn look at that Edward Cullen

119. (Edward Cullen) (11↑, 51↓)
Edward Cullen, reffering to the shining star of the Twilight series, is the gorgeous, kindhearted vampire that captured my heart as well as many readers across the globe. Anyone who hates on him is simply jealous they don't have everyone in their high school lusting after them.

Random guy: Omg I hate that Edward Cullen\! Random guy's girlfriend: *dreams of Edward Cullen* You know what? It's over\! *goes to marry Edward* Random guy: Awww shit.

Author: The One Who Rules The Universe http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/4097413
120. (Edward Cullen) (51↑, 94↓)
every teenage girl's heart is with this man, er vampire. he is thee hottest thing to ever grace this planet called earth, a 108 yr old virgin :D, bella swan's hubby/baby daddy. he has blondeish brown hair, golden eyes, rock hard ab's, ice cold lips, and a perfect bone structure. he is in Stephanie Meyer's fictional best selling book "Twilight" and, is the subject of many people's fantasy's/dream's\! he is also talented with the gifts of mind reading and piano skills. he is a VEGETARIAN, so only animals for him(: andd, has a beautifull daughter named Renesmee. lives in Forks Washington, due to the fact that it isn't sunny there. and is "17". rich is a mofo. has a dad named Carlisle, mom named esme sisters rosalie and alice, bro's jasper and emmet. thee end\!

Caitlin: who is the god like person over there? Karina: omg, thats edward cullen\!\!\!\!

121. (Edward Cullen) (33↑, 79↓)
A character, whom many fans adore, from the [Twilight] series by [Stephenie Meyer] potrayed by Robert Pattison in the film adaptation. Edward is described as a charming, but stubborn vampire who falls in love with Bella Swan, a human from Forks, Washington. The series is well written, but extremely overrated.

"Why the fuck is everyone so obsessed with Edward Cullen?"

Author: Everyone's A Critic http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/3616150
122. (Edward Cullen) (9↑, 56↓)
1. A [vampire] fron [Stephanie Meyer]'s [Twilight]. 2. The most irresistable man/[vampire] alive. 3. Every women's [fantasy]. 4. Every man's worst [nightmare].

I wish I could be Bella Swan, so that I could spent eternity with Edward Cullen.

123. (edward cullen) (9↑, 58↓)
a teen that was turned to a vampire in 1918 by carslile because he had the spanish Influenza he sparkle like diamonds plays the piano is a vampire the hottest/sexiest man on earth in love with bella swan collects cars

edward cullen vampire

124. (Edward Cullen) (11↑, 62↓)
One Of The Main Characters In Stephenie Meyers Book [Twilight]\!\!\! He Is A Totally Loving Hot Kind Strong Amazing Boy/ [Vampire] And He Loves [Bella Swan] The Main Character Of the Book\!\!\! He Has Raised The Standards Girls Have For Boyfriends All Over The World\!\!\!\!\! He Sparkels In The Sun.... Could It Get Any Better?

Boy:Hey Wanna Go Out? Girl:Do You Sparkle Like Edward Cullen? Boy:Who? Girl:The Vampire From Twilight\!\!\!\! Boy:Oh You Mean That Book Girls Love? Of Course I Don't Its Fictional\!\!\! Girl:Then I Can't Go Out With You, I Love Edward And Vampires That Sparkle\!\!\!\! Boy:Dam Wish I Sparkled Thats The Tenth Girl To Turn Me Down With That Reason This Month\!\!\!\!

125. (Edward Cullen) (344↑, 395↓)
THE hottest fictional character ever created by Stephenie Meyer. He has mesys bronze hair, super-pale skin that sparkles in the sunlight, and is really tall. He's super strong, super fast, and above all, a vegetarian vampire\!

'You are /exactly/ my brand of heroin.' -Edward Cullen

126. (edward cullen) (758↑, 811↓)
The hottest vampire to ever grace this earth\! He has bronze hair, topaz eyes(they used to be green) and super pale skin(due to his being a vampire and all.) He has two sisters and two brothers, all adopted. He lives in Forks, Washington and loves Bella Swan. He is better than Jake, because he isn't an insensitive jerk who forces himself on other unsuspecting girls who then break their hand trying to hit him in the face, and always will be. He is the most romantic person on the face of the planet, even though he is a fictional character from Stephenie Meyers [Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse] No one is hotter than he is.

Edward Cullen is the smexiest man alive\!

127. (Edward Cullen) (16↑, 78↓)
possibly the most beautiful fictional character ever. could possibly be god.

(person 1) was that god??? (person 2) no thats just edward cullen.

128. (Edward Cullen) (35↑, 97↓)
the most beautiful vampire to ever be written about. He has topaz colored eyes and bronze colored hair. He is pale white and ice cold. Wife is Isabella(bella) Swan, Brothers are Emmett and Jasper, Sisters are Rosalie and Alice, parents are Carlisle and Esme. Is adroed by almost every american female and some males. Is the perfect boyfriend and husband. What every girl looks for

Edward Cullen is in my dreams every night.

Author: Gertrude Applegate http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/3668608
129. (Edward Cullen) (37↑, 100↓)
A fictional vampire in the Twilight series. Love of Bella Swan, and enemy of Jacob Black. Girls (and guys) around the world have fallen for this too perfect character and a movie is coming out at the end of this year.

Edward Cullen from the twilight series

130. (Edward Cullen) (15↑, 86↓)
The hottest guy no lemme rephrase that; vampire to ever walk the planet. characteristics: Drop dead sexy Gorgeous Hott Funny Perfect Has hott brothers Hott Hott Sexy Hott I think you get it ;)

Edward Cullen has a hot brother named emmet and a hotter Brother named Jasper

131. (Edward Cullen) (41↑, 115↓)
Edward Cullen is the hottest, sexiest vampire known to Stephanie Meyer's incredibly riveting books in the Twilight saga. He is the true beloved of Bella Swan and is meant to be with her for eternity.

Every woman could only dream of having such a lovely, passionate man for her self... Edward Cullen quote: "I have waited all my life for you Bella....."

Author: diddlina rox--fli hi\! http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/3607435
132. (Edward Cullen) (20↑, 94↓)
From the Twilight series, when you say someone is an Edward Cullen , the person is: Dazzling Handsome Sweet, Can't control himself and maybe a vampire ;)

Girl 1: *Sigh* Why can't Joshua be like an Edward Cullen? Joshua aka Girl 1's bf: *.....*

Author: *\edward\ cullen Amaya Yami\edward\ cullen* http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/3606855
133. (Edward Cullen) (40↑, 117↓)
A vampire and main character of The Twilight saga created by Stephenie Meyer. He is husband and eternal lover to Bella Swan. described to be the most amazingly-drop-dead-gorgeous-perfect man to EVER walk to planet. however, his only flaw is his intense love and devotion to Bella. *Twilight explains the reason for Edward Cullen's unnatural beauty is due to his need to attract prey (humans). *He has 4 siblings, though none of which are by blood. *His parents were killed in Chicago due to the Spanish Influenza. *He was converted to a vampire by his now adopted father Carlisle Cullen.

Example \#1: Edward Cullen is a vampire in Stephenie Meyers Twilight saga. Example \#2: Edward Cullen is the most beautiful character ever written.

134. (Edward Cullen) (25↑, 110↓)
Edward Cullen is a *dazzling* fictional character from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series who's every Twilighter's dream. Strong, brave, fast, gorgeous and sparkly, this bronze haired, topaz colored eye vampire enjoys collecting cars and playing the piano. SYNONYM: Perfection

Edward Cullen: I may not be human, but I'm still a man Edward Cullen: You should tell Charlie, though. Bella: Why in the world would I do that? Edward Cullen: To give me some small incentive to bring you back Bella: Edward I honestly can't dance\! Edward Cullen: Don't worry silly. I can.

135. (Edward Cullen) (39↑, 135↓)
The romantic, dazzling, /hawt/, perfect 100+ year old vampire who falls in love with Bella swan in Stephenie Meyer's series, Twilight.

Edward Cullen? What can I say but -swoon-?

136. (Edward Cullen) (89↑, 197↓)
First, I'm going to give a physical discription. Edward Cullen is a 17 year old vampire, changed by Carlisle. He is pale, like all other vampires, he has bronze hair, and face that any male model would trade his soul for. He had green eyes before he was changed, but as a vampire, his eye color varied from golden butterscotch, to topaz, to coal black when he's most thirsty. And of course, he is unbelievably, dazzingly gorgeous. Now for the other description. Edward lives with his creater and mentor, Carlisle Cullen. He has the gift to read minds. Over time, Carlisle created Esme, Rosalie,and Emmett Cullen. Since vampires don't age, the Cullen Coven has to move and "start over" before people suspect somehing is up. Edward and his family, including his "adopted" siblings, Alice and Jasper Cullen live in Forks, a small town in Washington. He goes to high school, controlling his never-ending thirst, when Isabella Swan, a new girl from Arizona comes to the school. First confused by the fact that he cannot read Bella's mind, and then furious when the scent of he blood nearly sends him over the edge. However, Bella and Edward create a relationship that is stronger than anything. His love for Bella and his compassion for her is what makes Edward Cullen such a likeable character. Edward Cullen is a story by itself.

My greatest desire is to be a vampire, like Edward Cullen.

137. (Edward Cullen) (46↑, 155↓)
Smexy vampire from Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. Edward is also refrenced to Chocolate.

Dayum Edward Cullen is fiiine\edward\ cullen I want an Edward bar.

138. (Edward Cullen) (1171↑, 1300↓)
the 108 year old virgin. Also known as the most amazing being to walk the earth. The only fictional character I've ever fallen for. The only fictional character worth falling for. Stephenie Meyer is god. Hes also a "vegetarian" vampire ;) (meaning he doesn't prey on humans; only animals)

"Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars-points of light and reason. . . . And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything." -Edward Cullen (pg.514, Eclipse. Stephenie Meyer)

139. (Edward Cullen) (32↑, 166↓)
Hot. Haters can feel free to leave at anytime.

Charlie:"'Wait...Which one is Edward?' Bella:'Edward is the youngest, the one with the reddish brown hair.' The beautiful one, the godlike one. Charlie Swan and Bella Swan on Edward Cullen -Twilight, by Stephenie Meyer

140. (Edward Cullen) (33↑, 175↓)
maeve's fictional amazing gorgeous musical vampire lover. and will always be.

Edward Cullen = life

141. (Edward Cullen) (37↑, 220↓)
The hottest fictional vampire from the Twilight Series of Stephenie Meyer to ever walk on the face of the Earth. Dazzles people without him noticing it. He is a virtuoso when it comes to the piano. An eloquent speaker. A fast car lover. The bronze haired, topaz eyed, forever 17 year old looking adopted son of Carlisle Cullen and Esme Cullen as well as the adopted sibling of Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale and Emmett Cullen. A 108 year old virgin who married a human, Bella Swan, the klutz, whom he is obsessively in-love with. The father of the half-vampire, half-human baby girl, Renesmee. He gives the new definition for the perfect guy. The only vampire fictional character who gets millions of girls obsessed with - even dreaming of having a vampire like him for a boyfriend. The only guy who made me rethink about the benefits of Immortality - especially if you're with a guy like him.

OH MY EDWARD\! or OME I am completely and irrevocably dazzled by Edward Cullen\! Edward Cullen = perfect guy. Eternal damnation never looked so good\!

142. (Edward Cullen) (64↑, 249↓)
The one fictional character that will make your heart fly around in circles.

"I love cookies and cream ice cream" "Not as much as I love edward cullen" *swoon. sigh. giggle.*

143. (edward cullen) (485↑, 678↓)
A character in Stephenie Meyer's amazing book [twilight]. Also the sequels,New Moon and Eclipse and the upcoming Breaking Dawn. He has red hair,topaz colored eyes and is in love with a human girl named [Bella Swan] though he is a vampire. Edward is loved by many girls all over the world,though I'm not sure why. If I were Bella,I'd kill myself being stuck with him. Edward is boring,too lovey-dovey for his own good and sucks up to Bella. He doesn't let her do anything,and his politeness makes me sick to my stomach. Sometimes I want to puke thinking of him. In Eclipse,Edward seduced Bella into having sex with him. Then Bella decided she wanted to screw him,and he rejected her. Edward's main competition is only Jacob Black,the wild,witty,and hott werewolf who actually has a [life] and isn't [dull] unlike some vampires. Edward is a 107 year old virgin. Meaning,the one hundred and seven long years of his life he hasn't gotten [laid]. Unless he did,and he can't remember. Old man. He lost all human memories,so he's lying to Bella when he says " I've never felt the way I feel for you,for anyone else before". Bull shit. He can't remember. He probably screwed tons of girls and said the same shit to other hags. Bella's neediness for him makes me sick. She has Jake,Mike Newton,Edward,Tyler,Eric and she isn't fucking satisfied. Does she want Edward or Jake? She keeps running back to the two of them. The stupid,corny clutz should choose someone. If she doesn't want Jake,I'll have him.

Obsessed fan: Gosh,I love Stephenie Meyer\! I love how she made Edward so loving and charming\! Normal person: Edward is loving and everything,but he's not sane\! Gosh,how I hate these lovey dovey women authors writing romance novels with their heads in the clouds. They don't know what the hell a real MAN is\! A real man would be trying to screw her,seducing her,and touching her as he sleeps in her bed with her every night\! " Your exactly my brand of heroin." - Edward Cullen. " Your REALLY getting on my nerves." - Me "'And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,' he murmured. I looked away, hiding my eyes as I thrilled to the word. 'What a stupid lamb,' I sighed. 'What a sick, masochistic lion.'" ' What a stupid vampire,and a human girl who is WAY out of her league." - Edward,Bella,Me

Author: you cant be me im a pirate http://edward-cullen.urbanup.com/2583265
144. (Edward Cullen) (54↑, 304↓)
1. a walking orgasm. yumm :] 2. only the sexiest man ever 3. major hottie 4. my boyfriend

omg, it's Edward Cullen\! *faints*

145. (Edward Cullen) (523↑, 781↓)
A [gay] [vampire] in the book "[Twilight]" by Stephanie [Dumbass]

-fuck the dumb shit called Edward Cullen.

146. (Edward Cullen) (117↑, 649↓)
Hot vampire from Stephenie Meyer's twilight series. Most beautiful thing on this earth. Self, sacrificing man on earth\! Arielle's husband\!

biter: i love edward cullen. arielle: oh you mean my husband? biter: oh yeah, but, i like to copy you\!

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